Dumbass Icon "Joe" the "Plumber" Elected to Rethug Committee

Dumbass icon "Joe" (not his real name) the "Plumber" (not his real profession) has been elected as one of some 400-odd (pun intended) representatives to the Lucas (OH) Co. Rethuglican Committee. The vote, considering "Joe's" stature as a major party celebrity and thinker, was a surprisingly narrow 38-24. Narrow, yes, but wider than his butt-crack.

(Image: "Joe" the "Plumber" wants to thankee fer yer votin' fer hizzun!)